Massive Fucken Loser Insists On Wearing Cap Backwards When Only Cool Dudes Can Do It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A renown dork from Betoota Heights has today drawn widespread criticism for his decision to wear his baseball cap...
Local Mum Now Unable To Enjoy Any Movies After Learning About ‘Product Placements’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Chloe Farnsworth, 27, is cursing herself for ever mentioning the concept of product placements to her mum, Julie, 54, who now...
Modern Video Games Still Not Good As 5 Minutes Playing Samples At 2000s JB-HIFI
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA recent survey has revealed that no modern video game, no matter how advanced or graphically stunning, can hold a candle to the...
Hungover Man Exits Ocean Like 007 After Healing Swim Washes Away Last Night’s Schooner Fiesta
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | ContactLying face up in the ocean with pristine salt water lapping at his body, Shane Jetty is at peace.Having polished off...
Time Warp Detected On StairMaster As 30 Minutes Turns Out To Be 30 Seconds
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTA groundbreaking joint study by the Betoota Polytechnic Schools of Sports Physiology and Astrophysics has uncovered a localised temporal distortion in the...
Teens Cop $50 Stranger Tax After Asking Local Tradie To Buy Them A Carton
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTTeenagers have been told to brace themselves for a bumper tax increase, especially those who just gave a $50 to a tradie who...
Sharehouse Embraces Minimalism After Housemate Who Owns Most of The Furniture Moves Out
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTA sharehouse in Betoota Heights has accidentally embraced minimalism after the sudden departure of the housemate who owns most of the furniture.Once...
Office Worker’s November Problems Starting To Sound Like 2025 Problems
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTTHATS A 2025 PROBLEM: In a stunning twist that has left her colleagues both amused and concerned, local office worker Lucy Bennett...
Canberra Extremely Patriotic Towards Beer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A recent report from just about anyone who's been to the Australian Capital Territory in the last couple years has found that Canberra...
Man Who Moved to Melbourne For ‘A Change’ Now Just Cold And Wet And In A Different State
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTIn what can only be described as a classic case of misguided optimism, Tom Finch (27) moved to Melbourne six months ago...
