Strava Screenshot on Insta Confirms Mate is Still Fitter, Smugger, and More Technologically Advanced Than You
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTLachie Jenkins has once again confirmed his undisputed superiority over his mates with a Strava screenshot on Instagram, leaving no doubt that...
Pinterest Girlie Learns New Boyfriend Has A Very Different Concept Of ‘A Feature Wall’
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | ContactA local DIY enthusiast has uncovered her latest project this morning upon learning that her new fella might need a bit...
Local Woman Tricks Herself Into Thinking Blueberry Muffin Is The Healthier Option
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has chosen a blueberry muffin over a double-choc chunk cookie at her local café this morning, under the false belief...
Clucky Local Man Makes It His Mission To Get A Smile Out Of Unimpressed Baby In Elevator
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA man in an elevator was more determined than ever to get the baby in the pram, who was death-staring him, to crack...
Gen-Z Learns The Joys Of ‘Hanging Out’ And ‘Community’ Through New Wave Of Look-A-Like Contests
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTMany are saying that the newest viral trend of public lookalike contests marks Gen Z's first experience of genuine, in-person community and belonging.
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House Husband Quite Into His Conservative Politics For Someone Unemployed And Totally Reliant On Women
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Grove man has sparked confusion and mild outrage this week for his increasingly vocal support of conservative...
Local Woman Rewards Herself For Not Pointlessly Spending Money By Pointlessly Spending Money
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman has decided she’s due for a reward this black Friday, after making her own food for three days in...
Black Friday Sale Allows Local Man To Purchase Grill At 20% Off What It Was Marked Up To Last Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local man is preparing to grill his own cock this weekend after taking the plunge and buying himself...
Earth Mum Rewards Kid’s Good Behaviour At The Supermarket With Organic, Fair Trade Twiggy Stick
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local mum has rewarded her son for being an angel during the weekly supermarket shop with what she...
Local Woman Feels Like Class Traitor Scum After Revealing Groupon Voucher At End Of Appointment
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who found hybrid lash extensions and a facial for 40% off is alleged to have spent the entire appointment in a...
