All-Girl Housemates Take Turns In Secretly Replacing Chocolate They Keep Stealing From Each Other
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTIn a stunning revelation, an all-girlie share house in Betoota’s French Quarter has been embroiled in a covert cycle of chocolate theft...
Local Dad Unwinds From Work By Blasting Facebook Reel Brainrot At Max Volume In Living Room
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTAfter a long day at the auto repair shop, local Betoota Heights dad Paul Drummond (61) has perfected his post-work wind-down routine:...
Local Man Had His Hopes Up For 1.34 Seconds This Morning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A glorified content pig thought he could go back to sleep this morning for a split second after seeing...
Comments Under AI-Generated Meme Suggest Everyone Over 60 Should Be Banned From Social Media As Well
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A 74-year-old Betoota Grove resident has unwittingly ignited a debate about social media restrictions after an AI-generated meme went...
Man Somehow Too Dumb To Be A Leasing Agent Becomes Successful Personal Trainer
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact
A local man who has trouble admitting he doesn’t know much about pretty much any topic has made...
Self-Described Alpha Male Gets About In An Automatic Ranger
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local unqualified builder has confirmed today that he drives an automatic Ford Ranger Raptor Wildtrak because it's easier.
Damien...
Horse Girl Movies Found To Be Root Cause Of Local Woman’s ‘I Can Change Him’ Delusions
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIt’s been discovered that ‘horse girl movies’ may be indirectly responsible for encouraging women to pursue bad boys later in life, under the...
Local Woman Curses Her Past Self After Coming Home To A Bed With Stripped Sheets
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTLocal woman Emma Clarke is cursing her past self after coming home from a night out only to find her bed with...
Inner City Tote Bag Guy Celebrates 5th Birthday Of Book In Tote Bag He’ll Never Read
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A local full-time son/part-time creative inner-city man has celebrated the 5th birthday of the book in his tote bag that he still hasn't gotten around...
Report: 90% Of People Using Camel Backpacks Definitely Don’t Really Need To Be
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA recent report has concluded that, in almost all circumstances, using a camel backpack—those backpacks with a sack of water and a hose to drink...
