Local Woman Feels Kinship With Houseplant That Also Thrives On Neglect
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTIn a revelation that’s baffled her inner circle, local woman Ash Richie (28) has formed an unlikely bond with her one surviving...
Weirdo Contrarian Shares His “Apple Replay” To Let Everyone Know He Doesn’t Use Spotify
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As social media feeds across the country flooded with colourful Spotify Wrapped graphics this week, local oddball Trent Walters...
Unemployed Housemate Continues To Magically Find Money For Weekend Party Supplies
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTIn a twist that has baffled both his housemates and the principles of economics, local man Jake Fowler (26) has somehow managed...
Woman Who Listed Cartoon Animals As Weirdest Childhood Crush Not Impressed With BF Answering ‘Megan Fox’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA casual conversation about unconventional childhood crushes has a woman rethinking her relationship today, after learning that her boyfriend’s idea of ‘unconventional’ is...
Local Cold Shower Guy Worries He’s Going To Eventually Turn Into An Ice Bath Guy
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A local sharehouse man, simply trying to cope with the heat and humidity in his aircon-less home by taking cold showers, is worried...
Organic Wine Causes Organic Hangover
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn shocking news, it’s been reported that a local woman is experiencing one of those wholesome organic hangovers after a long night of...
Social Media Age Limits Already Working As Melted Wheelie Bins Begin Appearing On Local Cricket Pitches
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The federal government's new social media restrictions for under-16s are already producing unintended consequences in regional Australia, with melted...
Local Woman Mortified As Her Fairly New Guy Spots Her Retainer On Bathroom Sink
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A romantic evening in Betoota’s French Quarter took a disastrous turn last night for local woman Sarah Palmer (27), as she watched...
Hospo Boss Slams Government Crackdown On Their Endless Supply Of Disposable Brown People
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Local hospitality veteran and self-described "pub dining visionary" Gavin McAllister, owner of the newly revamped Copperplate Dining Hall in...
Woman Oblivious To Her Co-Dependent Relationship Brings Boyfriend To Girls Night
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTIn a baffling display of social faux pas, local woman Tiffany Carr (26) unwittingly triggered a wave of collective eye-rolls by bringing...
