Fifth-Grade Club Cricketer Laughs As Captain Suggests They Start Pre-Season Training Next Week
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"He's a bit keen, isn't he?" wrote Sam Perkins to the Dugong's fifth-grade WhatsApp group.
Everyone's in it except for...
‘Continue Watching’ Indicates Ex-Boyfriend Still Loves Those Lame Adam Sandler Movies
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A local Betoota woman is absolutely fuming this evening, after coming home to find her Netflix suggestions completely ruined by ex-partner's lame...
Local Motorist Faces Terrorism-Related Charges After Car Breaks Down On Crucial Arterial Road
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A Betoota Heights man was arrested last night around 7 pm after police discovered that his car had broken down on the A34...
Local 18-Year-Old Panics At The Bar And Orders A $30 Corona Bucket
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Turning 18 just before his final year in high school starts to get important, Dennis Goink's inexperience when it comes to being in a...
Hugo Weaving Strikes Back: “Everybody Who Went The Logies Took The Blue Pill”
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Actor Hugo Weaving was criticised by a man on breakfast television last week for his obvious lack of enthusiasm surrounding...
Human Being Perseveres With Speaking English To His Dog
"How are you mate, are you doing alright?" asks local dog-owner, Keiran.
His 3-year-old honey lab, Dilbert, doesn't respond.
"How about this cold. You don't like...
Woman With No Reception In Bathroom Mindlessly Attempts To Refresh Instagram Feed
In a visit to a French quarter cafe’s bathroom, Bridget Jenkins (27), tried to unsuccessfully refresh her Instagram feed at least three times, it...
Scratches Around Sharehouse Keyhole Offer Clues Into The Lives Of The Degenerates Living Within
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There is a house on Greenpoint Road in Betoota Heights in which four bags of shit live.
Not because they want to - but...
Dodgy Old Labourer On Jobsite Really Stinging For Pattaya Aye
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A local loudmouth and downright degenerate landscaper has once again had another crack at talking about rub and tugs in front of...
Locals Sports Club Announce Steven Bradbury As Guest Speaker For The Third Year In A Row
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If it's not broke, don't fix it.
That's the message that the community is getting from the Betoota Heights Ultimate Frisbee Association (BHUFA) today...
