Agency Forces Team To Get Corporate Headshots In Final Act Of Humiliation
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact
An office-wide memo at Betoota advertising agency Co-United Creative Klan has sent low-level employees into panic mode as the...
Betoota’s ‘Polo In The Outback’ Festival Moved To Quilpie After Recent Rain Turns Field Green
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The mid-winter rains the town received late last month has claimed another victim today after the president of the Betoota Heights Polo Club...
Liaising With Dealers Now The Sole Reason Why Snapchat Is Still Installed On Local Man’s Phone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Taking time out of his busy Tuesday afternoon yesterday, a plain-clothed legal professional confided in The Advocate at a...
Rediscovery Of Number Saved As ‘Kyle . Matt’s mate’ Suggests It’s Time To Clean Up Contacts
LEROY PERCIVAL | Culture | Contact
A contractual lawyer from Betoota’s inner-north has realised it’s probably a good time to clean out some of the contacts in his phone,...
Grown Man Justifies Financially-Reckless Purchase By Calling It A ‘Toy’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
On top of Simon Pooley's wardrobe, half full of $300 polyester suits and almost all of Uniqlo's winter range, sits a drone.
The mildly-unpopular...
Mates Looking To Let The Dogs Out Decide Not To Invite The Bloke Who Films Everything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"I just don't need the stress of having him around, you know?"
"The last thing I need is to wake up in the morning...
Elderly Greek Neighbour Has A Bachelor Son About Your Age, Or Maybe Like 20 Years Older
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A local Betoota woman has found herself almost single enough to follow up on her elderly Greek neighbour's non-stop offers to bring her...
Junior Lawyers Enter Day 23 Of Heated Who’ll Leave Work First Stand-Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
As the clock struck midnight last night, the lights were still on at Oakbridge Carter & Webster and four young lawyers were sat...
Inner-City Conservative Orders Large Long Blacks To Maximise Impact On The Environment
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
There was a time when George Washbrook cared about the environment - but then he became a small businessman.
From...
Sasha Baron Cohen Tricks Most Of Australia Into Thinking His New Show Is On Netflix
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"Where the fuck is it?" he wrote.
"There's no Sacha Baron Cohen movies on here. Do you have a torrent?"
Nobody on Darcy Pegmann's group...
