Local Bong Head’s Flatmate Uncovers Hidden Cache Of Long-Lost Scissors
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Not a unique problem but problematic none-the-less.
A cache of long-forgotten household scissors has been found close to where a...
“It’s School Holidays” Says Moron In Need Of Something To Blame Their Lateness On
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Gregor Redpath is one of the leading examples of why the media and old people have it in for Millennials.
He has no savings.
Most...
Local Intellectual Says ‘Hence’
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A local Real Estate Agent has put her intellectual prowess on full display today by using a relatively uncommon word in conversation.
The...
Friends Channel Their Inner Thai Navy Seal To Get House Guest In A K-Hole Off Floor And Into Bed
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In what's being described as an absolute miracle, a rag-tag team of Betoota Heights housemates has last night banded...
“Normal” Christian Lets Out A Smug Chuckle While Watching Book Of Mormon
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A ‘normal’ follower of the teachings of Jesus Christ has spoken to The Advocate today about his experience watching the Book of Mormon...
Local Child Develops Gluten Intolerance After Jumping On Safety Trampoline
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A Betoota Heights child has developed an intolerance to popular food building-block, gluten, this afternoon just moments after he stepped off his bed-wetting...
Owner Of Bright Pink Toyota Yaris To Someday Learn What Resell Value Means
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A popular local hairdresser has revealed he's smitten with his new Toyota Yaris.
The man in question, a confused Gary...
Dad Wraps Up Extremely Controversial Comment By Saying “Just Quietly”
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A casual conversation with dad has resulted in him offering up a wildly sensitive bit of information about a prominent member of the...
City Worker’s Gym Session Reaches New Level Of Intensity As Shuffle Chooses ‘Guerilla Radio’
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Harking back to the days when he'd slam his Betoota Grove bedroom door shut and retreat into his headphones after an argument with...
Daredevil Visits America Without Travel Insurance
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A reckless young man hellbent of taking a multitude of unnecessary risks has just checked in with The Advocate this...
