Boomers Welcome Grandchild Into World Who’ll Inevitably Die Because Of Their Environmental Vandalism
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A semi-retired Betoota Grove couple welcomed their first grandchild into the world over the weekend and they've been doting on the little bundle...
The Forgotten Victims Of The Drought: This Brickie Has Had To Work Every Day For Three Years
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"The drought affects a whole range of industries, not just agriculture," he said.
"We might not make good television or...
Selfish, Insignificant, Low-Paid Employee Hands In Her Two Weeks Right When It’s Getting Busy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A low-tier employee barely making the minimum wage has decided to make it all about her and inconvenience her boss today, by handing...
Bluesfest 2019 To Be Held at Bunnings
LEEROY PERCIVAL | Local News | Contact
In a special 30th birthday celebration next year, the team at Bluesfest have announced that they will be holding the annual event...
Man Transitions Seamlessly Into Fatherhood By Not Rubbing In His Sunscreen
LEEROY PERCIVAL | Local News | Contact
A local paddle boarder has this week made a seamless transition into his role as a father, by applying...
Wealthy Older Man Begins Wearing Round Spectacles In Declaration Of His Left-Wing Views
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
For Ross Wylett (68), maintaining progressive political views is much harder than it is for most bleeding heart lefties.
For one, he's made a...
Small Town Accountant Smashes Stereotypes And Seeks Pre-Selection For The Nationals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A mildly-popular Selwyn accountant has taken the next logical step in his career and has taken the necessary steps to seek pre-selection for The...
Study Finds 90% Of Bahn Mi Chilli Is Confined To The Final Bite
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The team from one of the nation's peak scientific bodies had today handed down their findings in a recent...
Defeated Vegetarian Forced To Pick The Meat Off 3AM Slice Of Pizza
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Her friends laughed when Miriam Blake said she wanted a Margherita.
Saying she'd a vegetarian was obviously a bridge too far, even as the...
Uncle Who Jokes About Never Getting Married Sounds Like He Actually Needs A Hug
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact
Researchers are speculating possible distress signals emanating from part-time mechanic and fulltime uncle, Brian Murphy (51) as he continues...
