Smoked Oyster And Pizza Shape Appetisers Add Pizzaz To Man’s Otherwise Painful Existence
SAM FLEET | Food | Contact
Complete with his and hers pre-dinner drinks, a plate of home-made appetisers greeted Glenn Miller as he walked in the...
Heavily-Scuffed Alloy Wheels Offers Insight Into Local Man’s Inability To Drive
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"I need a rim job," he said.
"Can I get one here?"
Even the spare space-saving tyre in the boot of...
Local Woman’s Passport Photo A Confronting Reminder Of That Weird Emo Phase She Went Through
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT
Sophie Yilmaz’s pre-holiday excitement took a hit today after she dusted off her 8-year-old passport and it fell open at the well-worn identification...
Friend Who Just Got Back From Overseas Seemingly Forgotten How To Say Hello In English
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT
“Bonjourno,” said Charlotte Simpson-Smith, an Anglo-Saxon Betoota heights woman who just returned back from a two-week stint on the Amalfi Coast, in case...
Recent Unpaid Bill Rules Out All Calls From No Caller ID
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Ben Ashton's recent altercations with a telecommunications company have forced his hand when deciding whether to answer the phone or not.
The 32-year-old from...
“You Done?” Asks National Party
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The National Party of Australia has today asked a big question of its political ally and longtime friend.
That question was, "Are you fucking...
Dutton Reconsiders Becoming PM After Reading Ex-Pat’s Threat To Never Come Home If He’s Leader
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
John-Michael Tanbar's lips have been sealed to Berlin's bosom for nearly a year now and he told The Advocate...
Punter Cuts To Chase And Handballs Tax Return Directly To Online Bookies
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact
Sales representative and former crypto-enthusiast Chris Porter (28) recently cut out the middleman and donated his tax return directly...
Directionless 30-Something Drifting Through Life Finds Work As A Life Coach
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact
Former call centre employee Charlie Roper (32) has taken to social media to announce she is now accepting her...
Visiting Family Members Choose To Ignore Huge Jug Of Piss Beside Grandpa’s Hospital Bed
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
After a recent fall, a local sexagenarian has found himself in Betoota Base Hospital with a broken coccyx and fractured...
