Branded Pack Of Town Smokes A Key Indicator Man’s Thirst For Wanderlust Has Been Quenched
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Government propaganda and big sunscreen will have you believe there's nothing healthy about a tan.
That's according to Jackson Chongdale,...
Real Estate Agent Under Impression ‘No Junk Mail’ Sign On Letterbox Doesn’t Mean His Flyers
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A local remora fish has told coworkers today that he largely ignores the 'No Junk Mail' signs on area...
Time-Rich Omnivore Harnesses Power Of Social Media To Take Aim At Vegans
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"You're a fucking idiot, mate," he wrote.
"The only reason why we evolved to the point we are at is...
Reformed Smoker Replaces Filthy Addiction With Talking About How Strong His Willpower Is
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Former smoker Ashley Hayes (36) is sharing his secret to quitting smoking, claiming that all you need to do...
Local Man Pathetic Enough To Miss His Bag The First Time Round Carousel
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A local traveller was kicking himself today.
Brandon Smith, a 32-year-old plumber heading back home to Betoota this weekend was waiting politely at...
Reemergence Of Paper Towel In Local Man’s Bathroom Suggests He Hasn’t Got Shit Together Just Yet
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A promotion last year to senior network engineer came with an increase in his pay packet - enough to finally break the bonds...
Foolhardy Regional Man Actually Considering Buying Seafood From His Local Supermarket
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As our town is among those further from the sea in this country, the local purchase of saltwater seafood...
Tradie Who’s Worked On ‘The Block’ Has Strong Opinions On Scott Cam’s Carpentry Skills
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"Mates," prefaced Darcy Tuckwell.
"You should see what it's like behind the scenes. None of the people you see on television do any of...
Free Round Bale Of Hay And Grocery Hamper Solve Struggling Farmer’s Problems Overnight
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"Ah yes. That should do it," he said.
"Hasta la vista, El Nino. Nice knowing you. Hopefully, your sister turns...
Home-Owning Millennial Relieved Bank Of Mum And Dad Will Not Pass On Interest Rate Hike
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As mortgage stress and tumbling property prices begin to increase for millions of Australian families, one local homeowner has...
