Exhausted City Worker Lectured Yet Again By Jamie Oliver About How Easy It Is To Cook Every Night
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
It's 8pm and Nathan Pekoe has just stepped off the D45 bus home from the French Quarter.
He picked up...
Font Size On Boomer’s iPhone Visible From Across The Room
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
An aging homeowner was the talk of the Royal Betoota Yacht Squadron today after fellow homeowners began mocking the...
Dutton Explains Difference Between ‘Helping A Mate’ And ‘Being Extremely Corrupt’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Home Affairs Minister has taken to local radio this morning to set the recent au pair controversy straight...
Local Craft Brewer Reveals She’s Running Out Of Things To Make Beer Out Of
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Looking down at the green frogs clinging to dear life in the toilet this morning, a local craft brewer...
Kurtley Beale Reportedly Looking For Work As A Dodgy Used Car Salesman
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Wallabies coach Michael Cheika says he's disappointed that Kurtley Beale is considering a career change, especially after his effort in The Wallabies the...
Recently-Single Man Gets Life Back On Track By Drinking Alone In Bar While Looking At Photos Of Ex
STELLA YARDY | Human Suffering | Contact
Fresh from a 16-hour sleep last night, Jack Cadwallader briefly toyed with the idea of doing something mildly...
Environmentally-Conscious Forklift Driver Dreams Of One Day Being Wealthy Enough To Vote Green
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact
"It's something I aspire to," he said.
"A brighter, more sustainable future for me and the planet. But first,...
Barnaby Joyce Uses Mind Power To Make It Rain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"Go Barn! Go!" they bellowed.
"You can do it! Make it rain, Barn! Wooooo!"
Barnaby Joyce made it rain this afternoon...
Inner-City Creative’s Struggle Against The Man Subsidised Heavily By Cardiologist Father
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The credibility of a French Quarter area creative is in ruins this afternoon as friends of the man discovered...
Nation Warned Of Increase In Videos Of Magpies Swooping People This Spring
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Australia's peak scientific body has issued a warning this morning of the dangers of the rapidly increasing numbers of...
