PROPERTY CRISIS: Millennial Hatches Own Plan To Short Property Market After Watching 60 Minutes
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"I'm as cunning as a shit house rat," he said.
"So many of my friends have jumped into property ownership...
White Dog Does The Robot Then Drops His Guts On Local Pub Dance Floor
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A largely unpopular local university student took to the dance floor of the Dickless Parrot Hotel in Betoota...
Boyfriend Yet To Discover Bathroom Has A Bin
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It’s day 245 of living together for a young Betoota Grove couple, which also means it’s day 245...
Woman Getting Phone Repaired Unsure How People Survived Alone With Their Thoughts
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The human experience proved too much for sales assistant Lauren Katter (26) today as she waited while her phone...
Chubby Local Kid Looks Forward To Debuting Trendy New Rashie This Summer
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For local chubby kid, Benjamin Knight (11) warmer weather cannot come any sooner as this dough-boy is dying to show off his...
Concern For Mate Grows After He Chooses To Buy A Canary Yellow 2004 Holden Cruize
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A concerned group of friends has contacted The Advocate today to voice their concerns over one of their own...
Psychopathic Bourgeois Pig Cuts Power Cord Of Old Television Before Council Clean Up
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An ageing French Quarter property owner has decided that if he can't use his 14-year-old television anymore - nobody...
Local Property Developer Conveniently Knows Nothing About Poisoned Tree Near Latest Project
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A local councillor who moonlights as a property developer has told police that he doesn't know who poisoned a...
“What About The Diggers?” Asks Patriot As Party Guest Walks In With Carton Of Asahi
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"Do you not remember what happened in 1941?" asked the 21-year-old.
"A little thing called Pearl Harbour - followed by...
Bitter Twitter Enemies Don’t Know What To Do After Running Into Each Other In Person
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"What do I do? Do I go over there and confront the guy?"
"Fuck! He's seen me!"
Oscar Feeney-Ross hates Ezra...
