‘One Owner, Always Garaged’ Listing Fails To Mention Decade Of Cutting Hoops In Costco Carpark
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local Betoota Heights resident may be a little guilty of fudging his online car listing this week.
Brayden Smith, a 29-year-old engineer,...
Alpha Male Jumps Out At The Lights To Adjust Straps
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A local chippy has today shown a blatant disregard for the law while asserting himself as the alpha of all motorists currently waiting...
Local Bushie Gets Two Hours Through ‘Roma’ Before Realising It Isn’t Set In Western Queensland
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Retired Betoota cattleman, Ambrose Corones (73) has stopped just short of accusing Netflix of false advertising today, after watching 125 minutes of the...
New Supply Of Imperial Leather And One Ply In Bachelor Pad Bathroom Suggests Someone’s In Love
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The freshly restocked toiletries in a local sharehouse bathroom has suggested that the safe, slovenly, space may soon be infiltrated by nice smelling...
Office Drone Who Just Started Keto Diet Almost Makes It To Lunch Without Bringing It Up
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A local pen pusher at a firm in Betoota's Old City District almost reached a significant milestone today.
The young man named Ben...
University Lecturer Loses Train Of Thought After Finally Landing A Joke
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A lecturer at the Betoota University in the town's Old City District has been caught off guard today.
This comes after the law...
Big Unit Wearing Fedora At The Pub More Than Willing To Provide Information About His Vape
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A local pool shark at one of Betoota's prominent late night dive bars is more than happy to discuss vapes with complete strangers...
Worksite Traffic Controller Running A Bit Slow Today
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Commuters heading to work in Betoota’s Old City district this morning reported seeing the world's least motivated pair of eyes, attached to the...
Outback Murri Radio Station Endures Ratings Slump After 20 Minutes With No Troy Cassar-Daley
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A remote Aboriginal radio station deep within the Diamantina Shire has called an emergency meeting with all executive staff members this morning, after...
Local Woman Wishes Boyfriend Would Look At Her Like He Does At Café Menu With Hash Browns On It
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Sitting at a trendy French quarter cafe, Leslie Antwerp has found herself questioning her boyfriend’s love and desire for her after catching him...
