Table Tennis Ruined By Mate Who Actually Knows How To Play
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
A group of adult friends spending a weekend down the coast were delighted to discover the garage area featured a functioning ping pong...
Bloke Without Rampant Alcohol Problem Somehow Good At Darts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local mechanic, Andrew Miles has today confused fellow patrons of the Betoota Heights Tavern after cleaning up several games of darts on only...
Local Couple Clash Over What Constitutes A ‘Serving Size’
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A local couple embarking on a joint weight loss journey have butted heads this evening while serving up an uninspiring, but diet approved,...
Friends Eagerly Await End Of Breakup Cooling Off Period So They Can Begin Slagging Ex-Boyfriend
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Time appears to have slowed down for a group of friends today after yet another day of uncertainty around their recently single friend...
Herbal Tea Found To Be A Gateway To Crystals, Oils And Anti-Vaxxing
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
A disturbing report by the CSIRO has confirmed that herbal tea is a gateway into other alternative remedies such as crystals, essential oils...
Suburban Mayor Breaks The Mould By Not Being Directly Related To Any Residential Developers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In a refreshing change for the rate-payers in Betoota's light industrial Flight Path District, newly elected mayor Keeley Uebergang (56) appears to only...
Rental Car Cops A Big Dirty Tank Of E10
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A soon-to-be returned rental car has today been exposed to a much cheaper 10% ethanol blend, in what local mechanics describe as a...
Man Wonders What He Did Wrong After Chinese Takeaway Arrives Without Bonus Prawn Crackers
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Takeaway orderer Fergus Bromwich (34) is wondering what in the world he has done wrong after his Chinese food arrived without any bonus...
Home Brew Fails To Sufficiently Fill The Hole She Made When She Left
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Independent home brewer Phil Parkes (34) has failed to set the beer world on fire after his latest batch did not sufficiently fill...
City Worker Gets On Front Foot Early With Weekend Chores And Stops In At The Schooner Shop
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local city worker named Angus Hunt has gotten his weekend off to a productive start this afternoon.
The Betoota Heights local...
