Yuppie Mum Begins Search For New GP Who Can’t See Through Her “Fear Of Flying”
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Christina Pieratta has “had it up to here with GP’s in this town,” it has been confirmed. The revelation came after Christina...
Local Bachelor Deep In COD Wormhole Tosses Up Between Mi Goreng And Plain Cheese Toastie
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A
young local man was forced to make a tough choice today.
Moulded
into his couch, deep in the middle of a Call of Duty...
Young Professional Lies And Says She Actually Always Wanted To Be Miranda
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A local young professional has today lied to her colleagues and the world at large, by claiming she always wanted to be...
Fairly Intense Mate Of A Mate Owns A Snake
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In what comes as a surprise to few, local man Charlie Breen owns a snake.
Those who know the full-time programmer from the...
Melbourne Man Negotiates Half Price On The Lensless Frames
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A Melbourne man has today proved he is more than a just a stereotype, after successfully bartering with a teenage retail assistant at...
Local Girl Who Swore This Week Would Be Different Fishes Out Ingredients For Beef Nachos Again
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A young local Occupational Therapist has just bitten the bullet.
Moments ago, in her local French Quarter share house Annalise Graham did so...
Palace Insiders Attribute Royal Rift To Will Revealing Photos From Harry’s Bucks To Kate
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In some breaking news out of the House Of Windsor, The Betoota Advocate can exclusively reveal the cause of the much-publicised Royal Rift.
After the...
Local Cafe Makes Up For Lack Of WiFi With Complimentary Serving Of Lukewarm Boomer Comedy
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Times are tough for local businesses but Flight Path District cafe Ten Sugars In has managed to cut back on spending in a...
Ambitious Little Bushie En Route To A 21st Throws His Shrapnel At The Servo Raincoat Machine
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A young local bushie spent a few dollars filled with hope on Saturday evening.
Heading into town for a mate's from school's 21st,...
Co-Worker’s 10 AM Fruit And Muesli Breakfast Clear Sign He’s Done Something Bad
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If it wasn’t the pungent perfume of alcohol oozing out of Simon Barron that gave away his post piss anxiety, it was...
