Bloke Who Got A Certainty From A Friend Of A Friend Nowhere To Be Seen After Race
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact
A local man with no history of magical ability has done a Harry Houdini this afternoon after a horse he tipped to...
Local Priest Unsure Where All These People With Funny Sandshoes Have Come From
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Parish leader of Betoota Heights church, Father Patrick Reiley (68), has recently realised a strange change in his congregation and it’s not the...
Family Forced To Move After Daughter Accidentally Destroys House With Glitter
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A Western Sydney family has lost their home and everything they own after a horrific accident on Tuesday afternoon which destroyed their modest...
Pork Chop Denies Carrying On
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A meat raffle at the iconic Betoota Hotel has ended in a brawl after a Pork Chop started carrying on.
Although accounts of...
Local Boomers Arrested After Attempting To Hand Out Mint Humbugs To Trick Or Treating Kids
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news out of Betoota Heights this evening, a crime scene has been established at a 6 bedroom triple garage red...
Restaurant Floor Manager The Only Staff Member Paid Enough To Sing Happy Birthday To A Stranger
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact
An investigation into the psychological toll of singing happy birthday to strangers has revealed some staggering results today.
The piece, led by...
Woman Not Sure Man Is Attractive Or Just In A Position Of Power
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Pam Jensen today started questioning her choices, after a particular incident at work left her feeling a bit hot under the collar.
The...
Serial Killer Who Received Better Standard Of Healthcare Than Refugee Children, Dies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Ivan Milat, Australia's most notorious serial killer, and man who received far better health care and treatment than refugee children (and adults) on...
Report: Chrysler 300C Drivers Know People Who Know People
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
All Chrysler 300C drivers probably know somebody who knows somebody, a new report has revealed.
The report, commissioned by the Australian Federal Police,...
Facebook Friend Debunks Climate Change With Pictures Of Garbage Left By Protesters
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
The scientific community is in turmoil today after the entire premise of climate change and global warming was totally debunked by a man...
