Local Woman Now Accountable For Her Actions After Mercury Retrograde Wraps Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After just under a month of missing flights, losing her keys and pointlessly fighting with her mum and sisters, Betoota Grove woman Mia...
Coworker Outs Himself As Stoner After Offering Thorough Explanation For Ounce To Gram Ratio
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Office worker and covert cannabis enthusiast Mezz Amari (29) has made mistake he can’t just giggle off.
During an office-hours conversation regarding the weight...
Moron Boyfriend Throws Out Beeswax Wraps, Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local boyfriend has fucked up, again, it
can be confirmed.
The mildly mannered but often docile
engineer living in the French Quarter named Sean...
Local Man Begrudgingly Orders 2nd Lunch After Ambitious Initial Salad Purchase Fails To Land
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local suit is coming to terms with the fact he is a 'fucking idiot,' it can be confirmed.
This comes after the...
‘Why Do You Watch This Shit’ Asks Husband Who Can’t Keep His Eyes Off The TV
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Local man Lachlan King is most definitely not into The Bachelorette and doesn’t understand why people ‘watch that kind of shit.’
Despite being...
Man In Mid 20’s Greeted By Adulthood With Mystery Knee Pain
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Local man John Kerr had been enjoying a casual afternoon stroll around his neighbourhood when he was hit with a pain in his...
Local Wallabies Fan Panics After Mum Asks What His Favourite Landmark In Japan Was
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
For four-weeks a Betoota Dolphin’s prop had been following the Wallabies around Japan for the Rugby World Cup.
And while any normal person with two...
Friend’s Workmate One Of Those Creeps Who Reckons He’s On With The Bartender
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
When Mitch Mertalis asked the boys if he could bring his work mate, Pat, to the pub for Friday Arvo beers, the boys...
Local Concreter Praised For Decorative New Surface Finish
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local concreter is been hailed as a creative genius across the country today.
The torrent of praise comes for the tradesman named...
Centrelink Under Fire For Blasting ‘You Better Work Bitch’ By Britney Spears In Waiting Rooms
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Logan Centrelink has reportedly been investigated by local authorities for blasting Britney Spears 2013 smash hit ‘Work Bitch’ in the waiting area. The...
