Local Woman Fakes Own Death To Get Out Of Fitness First Contract
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A Betoota family has escaped tragedy this morning after their daughter, who they presumed dead, showed up for dinner as usual.
Jan and Toby...
Moustache Regular Tired Of Being Mistaken For Movember Casual
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Moustache owner Duncan Hopper (33) does not like this time of year.
Aside from the fact that Christmas decorations are already appearing in his...
“Get Your Christmas Leave Requests In ASAP” Laughs Boss Who Has No Intention Of Approving Any
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
As the festive season draws closer, staff at the recently-rebranded Betoota Bottle Shop & Nang Boutique are looking forward to some much-deserved time...
Mate At Bar Begins Brainstorming Excuses For Why He’s Getting Something Other Than Beer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local accountant is currently running through a raft of scenarios and possible one-line retorts like a politician about to go on FM...
Black Friday: Coworker Who Already Had 7 Packages Arrive This Week Says You’d Be Silly Not To
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A young woman named Shannon Masters has today confirmed that she'll be making the most of the Black Friday sales taking place over...
Restaurant Owner Questions Chef’s Training After Learning He Doesn’t Deal Drugs On The Side
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
A regional chef’s credentials have today been questioned after it was revealed that he doesn’t deal drugs on the side.
The chef...
Uber Driver Wants To Make It Clear He Has Another, Less Lame Car
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Although most of his customers are happy to sit in the back and chew through their phone battery while listening to smooth FM,...
Girlfriend Rattles Off Last-Minute Panic Order Despite Studying Menu Online Days Prior
A local woman is this evening seething in her seat after she ordered fish fingers at 14 Wilson St, one of Betoota’s top Italian...
Channel 9 Program Director’s Finger Hovers Over Sister Act 2 Button As Saturday Night Approaches
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
As Saturday night draws closer and public interest in bushfires starts to wane following their successful dousing with millions of litres of thoughts...
Law Student Knows What Quid Pro Quo Means And She’s More Than Happy To Explain It To Lay People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local law student has today put her hand up to help any 'ordinary people' wade through the murky waters of the current...
