Year 12 Pranksters Hit By Increasing Cost of Fuel
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
As blame continues to be passed around for the comparative lack of newsworthy pranks pulled by the outgoing classes of 2019, some experts...
Teacher Carrying On Like He’s Not About To Put His Trotters Up For Six Weeks
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT
If you think your job is stressful, then according to Taylor Price you don’t even want to know how hard it is to...
Aspiring Prime Minister Receives His Mandatory Rhodes Scholarship Out Of A Cereal Box
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A young Liberal has today received the glowing tick of approval he's dreamed about all his life.
After a tough upbringing in the...
Office Christmas Party Great Chance To Meet Employees From Other Departments, Especially HR
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
As the work Christmas party gets tantalisingly closer, millions of Australian workers are eagerly anticipating the chance to find out how many free...
Squizzy Taylor Claims He Shared A Room At Oxford With Stephen Hawking
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In another blow for the embattled Energy Minister who doesn't believe in Climate Change, Angus 'Squizzy' Taylor has today been called out for...
Function Waiter Silently Judges Woman Coming Back For Fourth Arancini Ball
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local function waiter, Jess Childs, has today revealed that she does, in fact, judge people for helping themselves to multiple rounds of...
Cafe Phases Out Cups By Pouring Hot Coffee Directly Into Customers’ Mouths
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Tongues are literally wagging in the Betoota CBD this morning as trendy café Caff.Hey! implements a new environmentally-friendly zero-waste policy that eliminates the...
Impulsive Servo Ice Cream Fails To Get A Mention In Local Woman’s New Fitness App
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Local woman Jessie Harcourt has recently enlisted the help of a popular fitness and nutrition app to help track her eating habits....
Man Loses Entire Trailer Load After Forgetting To Say That It Wasn’t Going Anywhere
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A well-meaning attempt to help a mate move house has ended in disaster on Sunday after the owner of a box trailer forgot...
Local Hedonist Repairs Damage Done Over The Weekend With Ginger And Lemon Kombucha
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A wise and
health-oriented local man has this morning treated his body and hit the reset
button.
After consuming the better part of a David...
