Local Woman Gives Up On Self And Downs Panadol With Leftover Sprite From Last Night
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact
Hangovers bring out the worst in people at the best of times, but one Betoota woman has shocked even the most seasoned...
Local Girl Returning From Holiday Gifts Boyfriend Well-Thought-Out Present From Airport
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact
A local Yoga enthusiast has had her peaceful chakra disrupted this afternoon after remembering that she hadn’t got her boyfriend a souvenir...
Plumber Digs His Own Hole
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local plumber has caused quite a stir on site this afternoon.
The scene was caused by the tradesman named Jarred Wilson ...
Absolute Psycho From High School Now A Registered Nurse
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle| CONTACT
Local woman Samantha Jade had been mindlessly scrolling through her Facebook when she came across some worrying photos.
The album titled ‘Best...
Yet Another LinkedIn Notification Reminds Woman About Her Completely Pointless Digital Footprint
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Local woman Stacey Brice had been enjoying her day when she received a LinkedIn notification.
Thinking someone had spied her profile, Stacey was...
Man Actually Bragging About Eating Lunch In His Car After Noble Purchase Of Meat-Free Whopper
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A rapidly ageing mid level marketing and sales
rep for some generic company based in our town’s Old City District has had a
little win...
Entire Sales Team On Edge As Manager Continues To Say “Pacific” Instead Of Specific
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
The Positions Vacant sign has again been spotted on the fence of the Betoota Engineering and Instrumentation Pty Ltd; the second time this...
iPhone Notes Mostly Made Up Of Strongly Worded Texts That Were Too Strongly Worded To Send
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Local woman Gemma Bishop has again taken to her iPhone notes to pump out some passive-aggressive texts.
The 25 year old Brisbanite had...
Mum’s Only Weekend Between Footy And Cricket Ruined By The One Couple She Loathes
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The life of a footy mum comes second in struggle only to the life of a cricket mum with the same hat often...
Dad Reminded Of Beer Left In Freezer By Muffled Boom
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
An investigation into the strange noise recently heard coming from the kitchen has revealed the tragic loss of a bottle of beer Dad...
