Dad Escapes The Christmas Eve Kitchen Chaos By Mowing Lawn For The Third Time This Week
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
As plumes of black smoke and an orchestra of kitchen mixers bellow from the window of a Betoota Heights kitchen, a...
Local Woman Makes Peace With Reckless Decisions By Saying “It’s Christmas”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local girl has decided to book herself in for an old-fashioned silly season blowout this evening, based on the fact...
Sky News Dad Doesn’t Find His Christmas Present Very Amusing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA dad who reckons leftie cucks can’t take a joke these days apparently can’t take a joke either, after opening a very thoughtful...
Crystal Girl Driving To Nimbin Slightly Let Down By The Realities Of A Neglected Rural Australia
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
An excited school leaver on her first trip to Nimbin, India Mercer (18), has been been left slightly deflated at the state of...
Local Assyrian-Australian Man Prepares For Another Few Years Of Correcting People At Work
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
Local Assyrian-Australian office worker Mikhael Bacchus (32) is once again bracing for years of correcting people who confuse him with Syrians, now that...
Sydney Man Could’ve Sworn Luna Park Had Been Sold Off To Casino Giant Years Ago
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA Sydney man has been left slightly disturbed by the news that Luna park was recently sold, assuming that the landmark had been...
Report: 90% of Gen Z Would Crumble Under Pressure of Navigating Mum With A Street Directory
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA recent study has revealed that most people born after 2002 would absolutely crumble under the pressure of navigating a stressed out parent...
Man Faces Age Old Problem Of Getting Useless Adult Son Off His Couch And Out Of His House
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
It's the 28th of December and Betoota Heights sexagenarian Harry Acolon is wondering when his useless bloody youngest son...
“This Year Is Going To Be Different” Says Idiot
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Local man Dan Spencer has kicked off 2025 with a bold claim from the comfort of his bed, whispering...
Group Chat Popping Off As Reformed Bender King Announces He’s Coming Out Of Retirement For NYE
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn what might be the only good news of the year, it can now be confirmed that a former king of the sesh...
