Handsome Waiter Lets Out A Big Sigh After Spotting Table Of Tipsy 50 Year Olds Wearing Camilla Kaftans
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A French Quarter waiter has been forced to mentally prepare himself this weekend, after spotting a gaggle of boisterous middle aged women wearing...
Mate Who Never Wants To Hang Out Offers Last Minute Invite Like They’re Fred Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who’s notoriously hard to pin down for a hang has generously offered one of his mates a very last minute invite...
Pistachio Gelato Girlie Somehow Finds True Love With Triple Choc Cookie Dough Mouth-Breather
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
In yet another example of the 'rock and the star' - a local woman has found love with a man that lacks everything...
Local Woman Tries To Explain To Boyfriend That It’s Not Enough To Cuddle Him She Needs To Wear Him Like A Skin Suit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman cuddling up with her boyfriend has had a strong urge to crawl inside him, in what can be described as a...
Local Woman Yet Again Opts For Half An Hour Extra Sleep Instead Of Looking Nice For Work
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who loves her doona a little bit too much has ended up rocking to work looking like something the cat dragged...
Share House That Had 3 Aircons Pumping All Summer Discuss Why The Electricity Bill Is So High
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local victorian terrace share house has been left perplexed as to how their electricity bill could be so expensive this quarter.
The bill,...
Fridge In Real Estate Agency Has Lunches Labelled With Pics Of Everyone’s Faces
LOUIS BURKE | Society | Contact
In an unsurprising update in the 'lives' of real estate agents, it has been revealed that the work fridge...
Worst Guy You Know Even Worse After Discovering He Has An Instagram Account For His Car
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTBetoota Heights man Jay Silva (24) has officially solidified his status as the worst guy you know after casually revealing that he...
Slow News Day A Welcome God Damn Relief
LOUIS BURKE | Society | Contact
In a whelming turn of events, today has been a slow news day, a concept that would have once...
Family Not Sure Who Will Crack First After Uncle Rocks Up To Christmas With Much Younger Girlfriend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local uncle has decided that christmas time is the perfect day to introduce his new lover, who just so happens to be...
