Local Woman Finally Understands Why Getting Up Early To Exercise Feels Good, Glad She Tried It Once
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who usually hits the gym after work has finally managed to get her arse out of bed to exercise bright and...
“It’s Fine When Kamala Does It” Says Angry Car
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAn angry car has defended Elon Musk’s ‘evocative hand gesture’ today, which strangely isn’t the weirdest thing to happen this year.
After overhearing our...
Local Coach Driver Sighs After Getting Rostered On To Drive Bus Full Of Cunce This Year
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local coach company has done one of their longest serving and widely respected drivers dirty this week as...
Caravaner Thankful For Helpful Sign Telling Them To Speed Up In 2KM
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A man with a brain that's blowing more blue smoke than a third-hand whipper snipper is thankful this afternoon...
Father Grapples With Grim Reality As Last Remaining Nappy Is a Woefully Undersized Swim Diaper
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There was a drawer full of nappies, as far as local father Tom Hernandez could remember, but now all...
Restaurant That Allows You To Order Without Any Human Interaction Would Like You To Tip Please
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA restaurant in Betoota Heights has come under fire for putting in an automatic tip option for QR code orders, with many of...
“The Elon Salute Was Taken Out Of Context” Claims Plump Young Man In A Pastel Polo Shirt
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Grove man has this morning put the dog up some of his dirty lefties mates after the...
Older Cousin Unaware Of How Much Of An Impact His Wild Bush Yarns Are Having On Younger Generation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A 34-year-old local grazier is headed to the Sunshine Coast this week for the annual stripey shirt convention at...
Report: Listening To The John Wick Soundtrack Found To Be The Best Way To Do A Workout
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some rather banal news, it can be confirmed that working out while listening to the John Wick soundtrack is the secret to...
“Perfect Guinness Weather” Claims Man In Relation To Sub 35-Degree Friday Afternoon
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An Old City District office man has today summoned some of his nearest and dearest to a watering hole in the lanyard capital...
