Two Hands Sequel Just A Guy Frantically Looking For Somewhere In The Cross To Get A Schooner After 8pm
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAfter more than 25 years, the Australian cult classic Two Hands is finally getting a sequel, set right where it all began.
The film, which catapulted...
Report: Mum Just Thought It Would Be Nice If Nephew Played With Your Toys While You Were Away
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke is currently in the second stage of grief after arriving home to find his two-year-old nephew had launched an unauthorised...
XXXX Capitalise On Great Northern Going ‘Woke’ By Saying Gay People Should Be Banned From State Forests
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The nation's most popular beer-flavoured water brand has come under fire for throwing their support behind an initiative that...
MAFS Producers Strike Gold With Blokes Sulking About Age Appropriate Matches, Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactMAFs producers have found themselves striking ratings gold yet again, by pairing blokes with age appropriate partners, and not the 20 something instagram...
Dutton Joins Local Marching Band Today On The Dog Whistle
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Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has taken his campaign to the streets of Betoota Heights today, joining the local marching...
New Friend Casually Drops Information That Suggests They’re A Lot Richer Than You Thought
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has been left feeling a bit perplexed today, after discovering that the new friend she made at the gym is...
Local Mum Celebrates Offspring’s Birthday By Uploading The Rudest Cropped 1:1 Of Their Head
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTHDB: In a move that has become a cherished yet mildly infuriating tradition, local mum Jenny Thompson, 54, celebrated her daughter’s Molly’s...
Inner City Lefties Ramp Up Their Political Chat After The Dexies Arrive In Pub Smoking Area At 1am
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A local French Quarter pub smoking section has kicked into fifth gear after a local stay-at-home daughter, Poppy Yates (25), discovered half a...
Fast Walker Overtakes Multiple Couples And A Pram Only To Be Humbled By The Red Man
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local pedestrian and proud fast walker has had his pride shattered after pulling off a clean takeover of five slow walkers, only...
Canberra Public Servant Ready To Brave Some Mild Winds In His $900 Cun’teryx Jacket
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A Canberra-based public servant has been waiting and waiting for some seasonable winds this week to try out his...
