Local Woman Successfully Slides Back Into Ex’s Dms By Bringing Up How Unfair All This Luka Trade Stuff Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Betoota Heights woman has today successfully wrangled her way back into her ex’s life, by inquiring how he’s doing with all this...
Queensland Girlie Becomes A Woman By Requesting A Couple Ice Cubes In Her Chardy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Queensland girl has officially become a woman this weekend, having decided to water down a glass of painfully cheap chardonnay because it...
Local Middle-Aged Woman An Absolute Menace On Duolingo
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTLocal Betoota Heights woman Fiona Hanson (59) is an absolute menace on Duolingo, reportedly reaching a whopping 2450-day streak on the language...
Hilton Valet Gets To Take A LandCruiser For A Spin After Luke Combs Lands In Australia
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA metropolitan man is discovering the glorious grunt of a farm workhorse this week as he assists some customers from out...
Breaking: Random Plus One At Party Decides It’s Time To Get Incredibly Pissed
MITCH M. CARTER | Culture | CONTACT
Local underachiever Chris Crossley (20) has decided it’s time to get completely wankered at a party where he knows almost nobody.
The...
Homeless Man’s Dog Looks At Rich Couple’s Status Driven Toy Dog With Pity And Sorrow
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A local homeless guy's dog let out a visible tear after seeing a status-driven toy dog that was only purchased for Instagram photos.The...
Girl Who Pays $500 A Year In Private Health Extras Thrilled Get $15 Back A Year On Reiki Therapy
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
As Alice Frank-Bupa stares blankly at a bloated invoice from her physio, she’s beginning to wonder what’s the point of having...
30-Year-Old Calculates Flurry Of 2025 Weddings Will Leave Her With -20 Days Of Annual Leave
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local bridesmaid is filling her empty bank account with tears this morning, as she laments the price of having lots...
Finally Some Justice In The World As Former High School Bully Has Been Crypto Hacked
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn breaking entertainment news, a guy who was a bit of a flog in high school has been crypto hacked!This story...
Dodgy Suburban Bulldog Breeder Deeply Offended By Accusation That He’s An Animal Lover
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal American Bulldog breeder Blade Renton (32) is in the process of filing a defamation lawsuit against his neighbour, who shockingly accused him...
