Former Bong Lord Realises He’s Getting Old After 420 Day Goes By Unobserved
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTFormer bong lord Tor Gilchrist (33) has realised he is officially old today after 420 day drifted by him completely unobserved.Once thought to...
Mate At Pub With Haircut Still Warm From The Clippers Insists He Hasn’t Told The Girls To Meet Us Here
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The hysterical post-pandemic socialising continues this evening, as Australians right across the country knock off for a Friday of late-Autumn power-drinking.
In pubs and...
Local Woman Stays Connected To Train Wreck On Social Media Solely To Feel Better About Own Life
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has today revealed that she keeps an acquaintance from high school on her Facebook feed, purely as a way to...
‘That Better Be From Your Beard’ Says Woman To Husband After Spying Curly Hair In Her Venus
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has had to have a stern talking to her husband today, after her belongings were defiled with his body hair.
It’s...
Recently Dumped Man Updates Facebook For First Time In Years With Photo Of The Boys On A Bender
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local man has heavily hinted that he might be back on the market with a mysterious new Facebook photo, it’s reported.
The...
Local Woman With Undeniably Brown Eyes Insists They Change Colours All The Time!!!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWhen you've got the most common eye colour in the world, sometimes you've got to be a little bit creative with the description.
As...
Bloke Who Insists He Hasn’t Been Using Girlfriend’s Expensive Shampoo Smells An Awful Lot Like Chamomile
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWhen handed indisputable evidence of their indiscretions, rational people know that admitting the truth and showing remorse is the best solution. But for...
Woman On Tinder Considers Life Of Solitude After Being Asked What She Does For Fun For The 57th Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA battle weary woman has today started considering a life as a spinster after finding herself engaging in small talk yet again.
Penny Fitzgerald ...
Woman Forced To Find A New Hairdresser After Accidentally Letting Out A Moan During Head Massage
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has today had to break a four year long relationship with her hairdresser salon, after making an irredeemable noise during...
Hospo Worker to Slap Next Friend Who Asks What She Did For The Long Weekend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAn exhausted hospitality worker isn’t in the mood to trade holiday stories this evening, after spending a 65-hour work week dealing...
