Man Sitting Alone in Office on a Tuesday Kicking Himself For Not Booking Extra Leave Like The Rest Of The Country
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA lone spreadsheet warrior is reevaluating his life choices this morning, coming to the realisation that he’s screwed up his ability...
Husband’s Way Of Hanging Up Wet Towels Only Marginally Better Than Him Throwing Them On The Floor
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local man has today managed to find a new way to piss his wife off, by technically doing what she asked but...
Charming Sight Of Dad In Flannel Pyjamas Asleep To Friday Night Footy Confirms ‘Winter Is Coming’
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA live-action suburban mosaic is on display this evening, as a well-weathered father gently falls asleep to the sounds of Friday...
Bloke Stuck Talking to Old High School Acquaintance Gets Through Three Sips Of Beer Before Faking Bathroom Break
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAn awkward social interaction is quickly running out of steam this evening, after two ex-classmates struggle to find something in common...
Dad’s Contribution To Easter Just A Box Of Celebrations From 2021 Christmas Secret Santa
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAn unorganised father has made a lazy contribution to a family Easter spread, offering up a box of stale Celebrations which...
City Girl Visiting Bushie Boyfriend’s Hometown Realises She Might Not Get A Photo Skipping Through Cute Sunflower Fields
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local girl’s Easter content schedule is in disarray this morning, as she comes to the realisation that not all country...
Father And Son Tag-Team Toaster Duties During Impressive Demolition Of Hot Cross Buns Family Pack
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA seasoned father and son are making light work of a family box of hot cross buns this morning, teaming up...
Decent Man Forced To Deal With Council
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTEmpty nester Alan Houston (58) would certainly describe himself as ‘a bit miffed’ today after having to deal with his local council despite...
Woman Complaining About Wispy Locks Reminded That “Thick Hair Gets Soooo Hot Haha”
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIf there's one thing in life that local woman Hailey Beckett wishes she had, it was thick hair.Having been burdened with the combination...
Leftie’s Pre-Election Optimism To Be Eviscerated By Easter Long Weekend In The Suburbs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A young art gallery employee from Brisbane's West End is preparing for her bi-annual venture outside her own echo chamber this weekend.
With...
