Local Mum At Least Gets Past Saying ‘Hello’ Before Pointing Out Daughter’s Recent Skin Problems
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal mum Debra Stewart has today been praised for exchanging a few pleasantries before loudly observing her daughter’s acne troubles, which she did...
Chipper Bloke Lets Sharehouse Know He’s Onto 3rd Date By Hogging Bathroom With Grooming Session
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A local bloke has politely let his sharehouse know his love life is on the up, by spending his morning partaking...
Local Woman Maintains Seltzers Are Much Healthier Even If You Smash Seven Of Them In One Hour
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has this week declared that her penchant for smashing several hard seltzers at an alarming speed is ‘totally fine’ as...
Balding Bloke Unaware That Youthful Outfit Makes Him Look Like A Uncircumcised Penis
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLike 80% of the male population, local bloke Anthony Madden is losing his hair - albeit a little bit faster than his peers.
Having...
Rusty Razor to Be Used Extra Gently Until Woman Can Be Fucked Buying Another One
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs she gets into the shower and stares down at the monumental jungle growing on the bottom portion of her legs, local woman...
Local Woman Annoyed To Discover That Eating Well, Exercising And Getting Sunlight Actually Does Improve Her Mood
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactOpening the blinds of her room to allow some sunlight to stream through, local woman Cleo Upton feels a brief flash of annoyance.
Those...
Bin Liner That Refuses To Cooperate To Be Wedged Underneath Lid For Next Roommate To Deal With
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs he looks at the rubbish spilling out from the top of the bin, local man Thomas Hewitt lets out a resigned sigh.
He...
Local Woman Now Comfortable Enough In Relationship To Be Less Strict About Gluten Free Diet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLooking at an old taco mix she’d long abandoned to the depths of her cupboard, local woman Hannah McDowell thinks she may...
Suburban High School Party Buzzes With Excitement As Word Spreads That Someone Here Has A Gun
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A sleepy cul-de-sac in Betoota Downs has been the scene of some frantically excited teenage energy tonight, after a parent-free house party ended...
Landlord Lets Out A Defeated Sigh As Bond-Ruining Scratch On Floor Turns Out To Be A Dust Bunny
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBending her arthritic back to closely inspect a suspicious looking scratch on the hardwood floors, local landlord Gwendoline Hopkins lets out a sad...
