Bloke Who Had To Wait For Borders To Open Up And Wait In Line For A PCR Test And Wait For Chemist To Stock RATs Now Waits For His...
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs Betoota Heights local Tom Doggett clocks into his fourth week waiting for his passport to arrive, he’s starkly reminded of how much...
Woo Girls Evade Suspicion From Bouncer By Leaning Into Gender Stereotype That Women Pee Together
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA couple of woo girls have this weekend expertly evaded the suspicion of a security bouncer, while they undertook some ‘extra curricular’ activities.
Hannah...
Neurotic Local Girl Avoids Salmonella By Burning Chicken Until It’s Clearly Carcinogenic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactEver since her equally neurotic nonna scared her to death by informing her of the dangers of undercooked chicken, local girl Jamie Lee...
Old Maskless Bastards On The Bus Reckon The Rest Of Us Are Still Wearing Them For Fun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Masks may be mandated on public transport but the enforcement differs from bus to bus, which is something a...
Dinner Plans Scrapped After Cheese Platter Is Paired With The Dense Fig And Pecan Crackers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWhen it comes to hosting a dinner for mates, one must tread a fine line with providing adequate appetisers to curb hunger but...
Arrival of Three White Guys Inspires Sushi Train Chef To Fire Up Karaage Chicken Fryer
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAn awarded Sushi train chef is turning up the heat this afternoon, preparing fresh plates of food to feed a new...
Sydney Woman Fairly Sure NSW Health Has Her Checked Into The Ivy For 2 Years Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman from Darlinghurst has this week discovered that according to the New South Wales government, she’s been at the Ivy for two...
Man Who Swore He Would Change Finds Himself Ploughing Through 4th Episode In A Row
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACTA French Quarter man who lives for today is once again paying the price for his live first mentality.
Slumped at his desk in...
Local Woman Considers Culling Some Friendships After Mates Post Her Awful Selfies To Celebrate Bday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs she scrolls through her Facebook wall to bask in all the birthday attention, local woman Addison Young finds her smile wavering.
Those fuckers.
Staring...
Girlfriend Successfully Wrangled Into Watching Maverick After Seeing Beach Clip Scene On Tik Tok
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights bloke has been pleasantly surprised this week, after his girlfriend not only said yes to seeing the new Top Gun...
