Concerns Raised About Future Of Construction As Apprentice Rocks Up In A Singlet On 11° Morning
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A wave of pessimism has swept across the worksite of major infrastructure project on Betoota's rural fringe this morning.
The crew of veteran tradesmen...
Local Couple Spend First 15 Minutes Of Animated Comedy Trying To Figure Out Who The Voices Are
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACTA young French Quarter couple have had to go back and start a movie again this week, after spending the first 15 minutes...
Hangry Woman Stares Daggers At Mate Who Insists On Taking A Photo Of Their Dinner First
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactClutching at her stomach while she pretends to listen to whatever her friend is saying, local woman Yuri Lee has been keeping a...
Weather Now So Chilly The Only Way To Keep Warm Is With Unbridled Consumption Of Carbohydrates
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has this week used the chilly weather as an excuse to not only avoid the gym at all costs, but...
Fashion Label Embraces Sustainability By Only Working With The Most Eco-Friendly Uyghur Slaves
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With a warehouse based in the creative hub of Betoota's Old City District, the iconic fashion label Niú-Shǐ has been leading the charge...
Nation’s Dads Agree This Wind’s Got Some Bloody Bite
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactHaving completely forgotten just how frosty it gets this time of year, this cold snap has left many Aussie’s tightly gripping their cardigans...
Fitness Bro With Pre-Packaged Meal Puts On Lunch Time Blinkers As Colleagues Bring Back Takeaway
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local office man has today been forced to block out a lot of noise, as he once again deals with one of...
Local Man Gives TV Series ‘The Boys’ A Whirl Under Impression It’s About Having A Few Cold Ones
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A rapidly-aging local man from Betoota Heights has received a mild shock this week.
Not the type of shock that a man like himself...
Struggling Art School Student Knows A Lot Of Famous Gallerists For Someone Who Doesn’t Have A Job
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A student at the prestigious John Goss School of Art at the South Betoota Polytechnic College has today regaled...
Mum Refuses To Specify If Family Event Will Include Cool Cousins Or Just The Weirdo Religious Ones
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Tilly Haversham has this week been wrangled into attending a family function, with her mum laying on the guilt extra thick.
Using...
