Woman Gets First Glimpse Into Gender Disparity After Mum Asks Her To Help Clean Brother’s Room
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWhen it comes to adhering to traditional gender roles, none are quite as subtle as the standards held by some boomer mums -...
50% Of “Funny Videos” In Tradie Boyfriend’s Group Chat Actually Just Life Threatening Injuries
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactConsidering her boyfriend’s propensity for watching compilation videos of men hurting themselves playing sports, local woman Kat Olsen should have known better...
Woman Trying To Expand Her White Wine Horizons A Bit Immediately Regrets Ordering Riesling
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has discovered that she really does a basic bitch palate, after daring to try a white wine that wasn’t Savvy...
Local Girl’s Excuses For Regularly Blowing Disposable Income Getting Increasingly More Nihilistic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs she brushes her fingers against the fur trim of a Penny Lane style coat, local woman Sharee Phillips braces herself for the...
Mushroom Burgers Even Tastier When Cooked On Greasy Steak Hotplate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAs part of our ‘Suburban Sous Chef’ series, The Advocate has been speaking to a number of local cul-de-sac heavy weights...
Local Couple Slip Home Via Drive-Thru After Friends Host Minimalist Ottolenghi Dinner Party
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local couple have made a small detour on the way home this evening, stopping into a chargrilled chicken establishment for...
Sunday Sesh Gains Momentum After Reckless Mate Realises Tomorrow Is Public Holiday
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA casual pub lunch is about to be injected with chaos this afternoon, after a local sesh gremlin has learnt about...
“I’m Easy” Says Local Vegetarian Throwing Eggplant Sized Spanner Into Group Pizza Order
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local herbivore is causing some trouble this evening, putting the handbrake on a rigorously crafted group pizza order.
After overhearing friends...
Awful Weather Gives Local Woman Perfect Opportunity To Ask Crush If His Hands Are As Cold As Hers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactSitting in the freezing Betoota Heights public library next to her uni classmate and crush, Josh Goldstein, local woman Harriet Chamberlain finds herself...
‘Alright Kerry Packer!’ Says Guzman Employee As Customer Adds Shredded Lettuce And Guac To Order
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Guzman & Gomez employee has today seen just how large the wealth gap in Australia is, leaving them feeling pretty delusional and...
