Regional Dad Quietly Seething About How Succulent His Daughter’s Plant Based Burger’s Are
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA regional dad has today tried a Future Burger meatless patty, though it did admittedly take a bit of convincing from his daughter.
As...
“No You Can’t Be All Of Them’ Says Local Girl After Explaining The Concept Of Love Languages To Date
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactFinding herself on date number three, local woman Renee Hasting is prepared to dip into a more thorough investigation of the history, hopes,...
Local Couple Confirm Stability Of Relationship With Photos Of Saturday Morning Indoor Rock Climbing Session
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAs chaotic singles around the country wake up with a sore head or an unfortunate one night stand, one local couple...
Old Codger Blasting TNT At Full Volume Out Of His Ford Falcon Really Hitting Those “Oi”s “
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn an act of community service, local codger Lazurus ‘Laz’ Kemp (68) has taken his Ford Falcon out for a drive to nowhere...
Games Shop Owner Already Got You Down As A Casual Gamer
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local woman Keira Donnelly (30) has just been served a taste of gentlemen’s justice inside a Betoota game shop today.
Looking to purchase a...
Attention Seeking Gemini Considers Pushing Birthday Back As Half Her Friends Are In Europe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has found herself deliberating whether it’s worth pushing her birthday party to July, after realising that half her friendship circle...
Mercedes SUV Driver Employs “Pick A Lane, Any Lane” Driving Strategy
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A sparkling Mercedes SUV has motorists sweating this morning, after causing some carnage around the leafy streets of Betoota Grove.
Charging through...
Local Girl Vindicated As Mutual Friend That Always Gave Her Hmmm Vibes Proves To Be A Cunt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs what might possibly be the most self satisfied smile she’s ever made, local woman Olivia Lennox is practically humming with the vindication.
She...
Criminal Mastermind On Self Checkout Purchases A Few Lettuces And Marks Them As A 1 Kg Of Prawns
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactPeering over his shoulder, Betoota Heights bloke Jason Portland scopes the vicinity for any witnesses.
He never thought he’d become someone like this. A...
Good Bloke Thanks His Mate For Helping Move On The Weekend With A Couple Cases Of Lettuce
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A thoughtful local man has this week demonstrated that he has his finger on the pulse.
Following a mammoth weekend of being consumed...
