Soft Hand Man In Carhartt Overalls Gears Up For Big Day Pushing Pixels At Graphic Design Studio
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local graphic designer is believed to be gearing up for a big day steering his Macintosh Computer, frocking up in...
Suck Up At Front Of Yoga Studio Needs To Do Way Less
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAttendees at Betoota Height’s most popular yoga studio ‘Yoshi Flow’, have all shared similar thoughts during class this morning, after someone who was...
‘I Don’t Like Labels’ Says Bloke To Woman Who Has An Entire Drawer In His Bathroom
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who’s all but officially moved into a bloke’s house has had trouble getting the girlfriend label, despite doing everything that one...
Bloke Bowling Hammer And Tong In The Nets Alone In June Must Really Have Nothing Better To Do
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A man was seen bowling as fast as his body would let him this afternoon at the Machattie Park...
Landlord Who Just Upped The Rent Softens Blow By Allowing Struggling Students To Grow Some Veggies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Betoota Heights landlord has today shown his softer side, confirming that he’s not always a capitalistic, greedy douchebag intent on using any...
Woman Who Borrowed Boyfriend’s Razor To Shave Legs Now Looks Like A Strawberry Shortcake
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has today learned the hard way that men and women’s razors do differ and that it’s not simply a marketing...
Impatient Boomer Waiting At Small Town Takeaway Spotted Tapping Feet Faster Than Michael Flatley
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA restless boomer might need to take her shoes to the cobbler, after spending the morning tapping her feet so hard...
Drunken Best Man Speech Also Homophobic
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAs time continues to move forward, every middle class member of the human race must roll up their sleeves and accept the fact...
Local Lesbian Skips Straight To Hollywood Starlet’s Personal Life Section On Wikipedia
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactDating can be tough but for Julianne, it’s tougher - especially as she has trouble finding someone she knows with 100% certainty is...
Report: Two Beers By Campfire Most Effective Medication to Cure Insomnia
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA highly strung city corporate is learning about the benefits of the outback this evening, struggling to keep his eyes open...
