Woman Gives Up Trying To Find A Decent Photo Of Crush, Reckons He Looks Better In Real Life Anyway
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has today defended the looks of a potential suitor after it was revealed that the man couldn’t take a good...
Bouncer Curiously Inspects QLD Woman’s Strange Proof Of Age Card Like Gandalf Assessing The One Ring
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Queensland woman who just moved to New South Wales has unfortunately found herself becoming quite the spectacle this evening, after attempting to...
Mum Delivers Unprompted ‘Where Are They Now’ Of Daughter’s High School Sweetheart
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTDuring a family BBQ, developer Amanda Naylor (25) found herself as an extra in a show she would literally never watch,...
Local Bachelor En Route To First Date Googles a Quick Refresher On Star Signs
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTOne of Betoota’s most eligible bachelors is doing some quick-fire research this afternoon, taking a brief astrology lesson before a first...
Local Man Not Ready to Unfriend 2013 Euro-Trip Hookup Despite His Recent Journey Into Fatherhood
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA former backpacker is stuck reliving memories of travels past, as he works through a long list of Facebook friends that...
Shattering Toxic Stereotypes: This Tradie Drank Some Water
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a big step towards eradication of toxic masculinity, local tradie Henry Willis (25) broke new grounds today by drinking some water. Known for...
PHD Students Easily Recognised In Library By Thousand Yard Stare And Occasional Sigh
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIf you happen to be at Betoota Heights Library after 6pm, you may find yourself hearing the strange phenomenon known as the ‘chorus...
Idiot Couple Waste Honeymoon Phase In Tassie
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA newly wed couple have proved they are also a couple of morons today by wasting their precious honeymoon phase in Tassie.
Honeymoon is...
‘My Handsome Boy!’ Posts Woman Of What Appears To Be Some Kind Of Demonic Toilet Brush
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has this week shown you has a very strange definition of what ‘handsome’ is, after posting a photo of what...
Influx Of Quora Emails Paints Very Poor Picture Of Women’s Mental State
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has been unable to escape her mental illness, after making the mistake of signing up to Quora.com roughly one year...
