Extensive Airbnb Instructions Leaves Woman Wondering What The Fuck Her $120 Cleaning Fee Covers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has been left wondering if she’s just being an entitled millennial, or if the instructions for her weekend Airbnb really...
Nepali Pub Chef Learns How To Cook Soupe à Loignon From Scratch With 10 Minute YouTube Tutorial
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In breaking news from one of Betoota's most iconic watering holes, it can be confirmed that Nepali visa workers are carrying the entire...
Resourceful Bachelor Saves Money On Chewing Gum By Going To Town On His Hoodie Drawstrings Instead
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke has this week been able to successfully curb his chewing gum habit by finding a suitable, albeit, less tasty replacement, with...
Old School Teacher Forces Student To Finish 25 Vapes In Front Of Him After Getting Caught Down At The Cricket Nets
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A year 7 student at Betoota Ponds Sports High has been treated for mild nicotine poisoning this morning, following an fateful encounter with...
Local Girl’s Attempts To Delay Hair Washing With Slick Bun Sees Her Looking Like Draco Malfoy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactTaking a glimpse into her bathroom mirror, local woman Tess Thornton knows she’s pushing it a bit by prolonging her hair washing to...
Mum Visiting From Out Of State Announces She’ll Be Staying With You For Two Weeks
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights mum has this week announced to her daughter that not only does she plan on visiting her in Melbourne, but...
Local Bloke’s Opinion Becomes Invalid After Requesting Margherita Pizza For Origin Session
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A local French Quarter man has been laughed out of a room full of his friends today.
The humiliating incident occurred when the man...
Local Stud On 18 Day Towel Streak Argues That It Technically Can’t Be Dirty
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke has today proved he might just be a modern day Socrates, delivering a thought provoking argument about towels.
It’s alleged the man...
Local Woman Searching For Lost Item Under Bed Discovers Where All Her DIY Nose Plugs Disappeared To
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWhen it comes to a random hay fever attack, those who suffer from the sniffles can concur that it usually happens at the...
Local Woman Reading Book On Morning Commute Must Really Have Her Life Together
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A local bookworm has impressed a bus of commuters this morning, letting everyone know that she has her life in order.
Sitting...
