Woman Misses Opportunity To Be Assertive As Bakery Assistant Makes Beeline Towards Smallest Pastry
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has today exhibited some pretty powerful manifestation techniques while ordering a pastry from a bakery, knowing without a doubt that...
“It’s Not Covid!” Rejects Spluttering Coworker Who Doesn’t Want To Miss EOFY Open Bar
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local piss hound is hiding a throaty bark this afternoon, keeping a low profile to ensure he’s allowed to get...
Corporate Team-Building Exercise Reaffirms Mutual Disdain For Each Other And Workplace
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTDespite robbing you of 12 hours of your day, the ability to do what you want and the option to have lunch in...
Wedge Of Camembert Big Enough To Warrant Second Cracker
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA cheeseboard participant has proven to be a trusted economic manager as Charlotte Phillips (37) realised her freshly sliced wedge of camembert was...
Bloke Now Comfortable Enough In Relationship To Let Girlfriend Overhear Chilling Discord Chat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWhen Betoota Heights local Nathan Manners first met his girlfriend Jaya, he’d been the perfect gentleman.
Sweet good morning texts, dinner dates and the...
Woman Doing Zumba Class Quickly Humbled By The Ripped 56 Year Old Colombian Instructor
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Layla Chen thought she was fit.
Okay, maybe not FIT fit, but she can hold her own. Plus, she did enough hip...
Easy Going Handyman Only Lets The Finest Wild Turkey Cans Grace His Yeti Coolbag
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A Betoota Heights man has drawn a fat line in the sand today.
28 year old chippy and general handyman Brett Davis has made...
“I Could Have Cooked This” Says Mum Who Is Either Complaining Or Finally Grasping The Concept Of Restaurants
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local mum has today loudly voiced her disapproval, after daring to venture outside of her comfort zone and go to a restaurant.
Talked...
2021 Social Distancing Measures Force Papou To File First-Ever Profitable Tax Return
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Betoota's very own on Flight Path District has played host to an incredible scene today.
The aptly named Betoota Flight Path Cafe has...
Bloke Suddenly Very Capable Of Gender Neutral Pronouns While Debriefing A Boys Night With Misso
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke who has priorly shown no interest in being the least bit progressive, has suddenly found himself very capable of using...
