Local Girl Desperate For A Drink Made To Choose Between Mate Who Picks Fights Or The Drunk Crier
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
As Louise Wilson stares down the barrel of a boring weekend, she finds herself making a very difficult decision - to stay...
Nations Dads Celebrate As Salad Crisis Inspires Return Of A Weekly Family Potato Bake
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Dad’s around the nation are rejoicing this week, as the fresh food crisis inspires the return of a family favourite.
After years...
Woman Who Opted For A Caesar Salad To Be Healthy Demands Boyfriend Orders Chips
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Cassidy Saunders has this week made the executive decision to stop eating shit and get on the health train, in the...
Corporate Drone Tries To Raise His Street Cred By Constantly Mentioning Past Life As A Bartender
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local accountant has revealed he may be harbouring some insecurities about having the most boring job on earth by yet again bringing...
Dog Displays Rare Self Awareness By Casting Hesitant Look Towards Owner Before Rolling In Puddle
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact“Don’t you fucking dare you little bastard.”
Tim sighs. He knows it’s futile. The temptation is too strong, especially for a dog as hedonistic...
Sister’s New BF About To Learn This Family Doesn’t Take Kindly To Shirtless Hunks In The Kitchen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
There were muffled sneers coming from the kitchen table at the Ronin household in Betoota's Flight Path District this morning, after family's youngest...
Psych Student Staring Up At Mouldy Ceiling Unsure If She Sees A Bat Or A Rotisserie Chicken
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Polytechnic psychology student has found herself the unwitting recipient of a Rorschach test this afternoon, after the black mould that had...
Mother In Law Who Strong Armed Her Way Into Delivery Room Now Insists On Being First To Hold Baby
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA mother in law who managed to wrangle her way into the delivery room with promises that she would ‘behave herself’, has unfortunately...
Parents Who Gifted Teen A Guitar Rewarded With Hearing Smoke On The Water Riff For Seven Hours A Day
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights couple who’ve been nothing but supportive of their son’s dreams of becoming the next Jimi Hendrix (without the drug addiction)...
Woman Who’s An ‘Old Soul’ Really Just Forced To Take On Everyone’s Emotional Baggage As A Child
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who has mentioned being an old soul on more than one occasion has found herself having a very interesting chat with...
