Entire Family Lies And Tell Pop The Doctor Shouldn’t Have Taken His Licence
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTEveryone has lowered their level of cognitive function in solidarity with grandpa Joseph Fala (82) by lying and saying the doctor shouldn’t have...
Bloke At Gym In Winter Must Have Just Been Dumped Or Something
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Exercise loyalists at a Betoota gym have noticed a fresh face amongst the gym equipment this winter, leading them to the conclusion that...
Father Of Only Daughters Actually Up To Date With Beyonce’s Artistic Journey Since Sasha Fierce
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
This week, American singer Beyoncé released her 7th studio album titled Renaissance, her first solo studio album since triple platinum Lemonade (2016).
One of...
Young Couple Officially At The “How Many Packages Do You Order” Phase Of Living Together
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTYoung love is in the air in Betoota’s French Quarter as a newly moved-in couple Teagan Tognelli and Braden Munsen officially...
Pocket Rocket Grapples With Feelings Of Irrational Jealousy After Meeting An Even More Petiter Woman
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Evie Lewisham quite likes being small.
Not only do people assume she’s fragile and rush to help her with physical tasks (and...
Retired Shredder Sneers At Kids In Pub Car Park Trying To Nail A Variable Heel Flip Without Landing Both Feet Over The Wheels
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local powder-coater, Don Rockdale (41) has today been presented with the rare opportunity to know what he's talking about.
After an early knock off...
Local Mum Upgrades Phone Case To An Even Bigger One Like A Hermit Crab Exchanging Its Shell
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local mum has this week determined that her stupidly large phone case is not large enough, and has since traded it in...
Hospo Turned Office Worker Learns Hard Way That Sexually Charged Workplace Flirting No Longer Acceptable
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who worked in a bar all throughout her uni course has unfortunately this week learned the hospo world operates very differently...
Train Passengers Forced To Smile At Toddler Annoying The Fuck Out Of Them
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTPassengers on a Betoota Rail train are unsure how to look at themselves in the mirror now after an incident earlier today.At approximately...
Report: Mum Swears She Already Told You This Life Changing News
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn breaking news (if you going to be all sensitive about it), mum swears up and down that she already told you this...
