Bloke Taking A Break From The Sauce Can’t Believe How Fucking Long Friday Nights Are
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With 2022 basically two-thirds of the way done, local piss-cutting legend Joel Schmid (38) is giving himself a break from the booze so...
Local Cafe Applauds As Brief Glare From Bullmastiff Shuts Up Yappy Pomeranian
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTPatrons of a French Quarter cafe are praising the work of an English Bullmastiff this morning, after it managed to restore...
Terror Alert! Council Receives Suspicious Envelope Filled With Nothing But Positive Feedback
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT
The Diamantina Shire Council has today barely avoided catastrophe.
This comes as Council officer, Wendy Mitchell (58), who works in the large Customer Complaints...
Advice Column | Using Money As A Tool To Feel Better Than Other People
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | Contact
Sitting on your yoga ball at your desk, do you ever glance at your peers with envy and wonder if their...
Neighbours Juicy Argument Ruined By Their Crying Child
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Apartment dwellers in Betoota’s Flight Path District got more than they bargained for as they pressed their ears against their doors and tuned...
“Wake Up! You’ll Miss The Best Part Of The Day” Says Dad Before Disappearing For A 45-Minute Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights household has been today reminded that sleep is the enemy, especially if you are a teenager.
This comes as toasty winter...
Previously Standoffish Male Coworker Now The Biggest Contributor To Girl’s Gossip Session
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWhen David Waller had first started his role as a web developer for BBD Media, he’d found himself being one of three blokes...
Local Girl Begins First And Only Attempt At Changing Him By Drafting Her Feelings In Notes App
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local girl has today learnt the hard way today, that if you find yourself repeatedly typing out your feelings in the notes...
Local Woman Asks Masseuse If She Can Have Entire Body Cracked Like A Glow Stick
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs local woman Jen Seymour treats herself to a thai massage for the first time in her life, she finds herself surprised at...
Old Kelpie With Digestive Issues Devastated After Ricky Stuart Compares Him To Jaeman Salmon
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A 12-year-old local kelpie-cross has today revealed to The Advocate the toll a tough weekend has taken upon him.
Talking to our reporter...
