Advice Column | Speaking My Truth As One Of The 60 Millionaires Who Paid No Tax This Year
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | Contact
Since coming out as one of Australia’s 60 millionaires who paid no tax this financial year, I’ve been copping a lot...
Aussie Gets USA College Experience By Checking HECS Indexation Rate
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Following decades of film and TV glamorising the USA college experience, Aussies are finally getting in on the action as well.
In the midst...
Confused Scotty Loses Track Of Jobs And Shows Up To Host The Project
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Proving that a broken clock is right twice a day but a busted former PM never is, a confused Scott Morrison has lost...
30 Something Man Totally Fine With Listening To Music He Loved As A Teenager Until The Day He Dies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who today caught some flack for listening to the same music he loved as a teenager has stated that he doesn’t...
Local Woman Forced To Travel Three Suburbs For Bulk Billing Doctor Like She Lives In The Bush
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who recently moved closer to the CBD has found herself struggling to find a bulk bill doctor within 45 mins from...
Albanese Turns Up At Parliament To Face Another Morning Of Soft Balls Thrown Up By Scotty
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The nation's no longer new Prime Minister has today revealed to The Advocate the golden week he's enjoying.
After beginning to face a...
Husband’s Clean Out Thwarted By Discovery Of Old Sega Master System
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA miracle has taken place today as local husband Steven Pyne (46) has begun clearing out the bric-à-brac he has accumulated...
“You’ve Wasted Another Year Of Your Life,” Says Supermarket By Starting To Stock Mince Pies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Walking into the Old City District's Kellett's Gunsmith & Grocers on Market Street and the many things that catch...
School Reunion Deemed A Waste Of Time As Woman Fails To Uncover Any Life Changing Gossip
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWhen local woman Laura Stanmore had rapidly clicked ‘yes’ to her school reunion, it hadn’t been from the goodness of her heart.
In fact,...
Flakey Dad On Group Holiday Taking Campfire Way Too Seriously
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTJust when you thought a group camping trip could not get anymore tedious, local flakey dad Turren Ermine (44) has reportedly begun taking...

















