City Girl Disappointed Rural Town Lacks Hunky Police Detective Solving Triple Murder Homicide Like In All The Books
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A Sydney girl who moved to the bush looking for love is in for a shock today, as she comes to...
Only Bald Guys At Party Share Silent Nod
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTEven in the midst of a global pandemic, new friendships are being formed!Most recently at a party to observe the first birthday of...
Pop Lights Match On The First Go
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTGrandkids gather round, because family matriarch Brian ‘Pop’ Toovey is about to perfectly light a match on the first go.At 78 years of...
Park BBQ Should Be Fine, Just Give It A Minute
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTPatrons of Betoota Ponds Emu War Memorial Park have been informed by friends that the park BBQ should be fine, just maybe give...
Jacked Bloke Running Small Town Supplement Shop Has “Other Stuff’ If You’re Interested
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA young athlete is debating the integrity of his sporting career today, deciding whether he’s willing to start taking illegal steroids.Deep...
Regional Uni Student Changes To Brown Pants Before Checking Winter Power Bill
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA Zoomer has prepared well for their future in the Betoota Flight Path District today by popping on their brown pants before checking...
ICU Nurse Asks Boss To Just Wire Her Pay Cheque Directly To Hospital Parking Company
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights woman is breathing a sigh of relief this afternoon after ticking off an important bit of life admin.
Melanie Kovac...
Weary AFL Journo Collapses After 408-Hour Tailing Of Alistair Clarkson Comes To An End
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Melbourne-based AFL journalist has today collapsed in a heap.
Riddled by exhaustion, Jackson White-Guy apparently passed out on the street just outside...
Local Bloke Confirms Recent Break Up With Stock Photo On Phone Background
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn Betoota Ponds today, a group of adult male friends known as ‘Bray Street Boys’ finally got the confirmation they were looking for...
Housemate Eagerly Waits For Stove To Be Scrubbed Clean To Pour Entire Jar Of Pasta Sauce On It
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAt the age of 31, single woman Mia Hewitt ideally would love nothing more than to live on her own, if not for...
