Local Woman Unsure If She Should Tell Ex Boyfriend How Many Of His Mates Have Hit Her Up
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has found herself in a bit of a moral conundrum today, after yet another one of her ex’s mates messaged...
Important Man Buys iPad
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn important man has gone and done a very important thing and affirmed his importance by buying an important iPad.Herbert Grove, a...
Bloke Who Fibbed To Date About Mutual Love For Harry Potter Watches Quick Recap on YouTube
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local bloke is conducting a crash course in Hogwarts history this evening, as he attempts to keep conversation flowing on...
Family Forced To Applaud Eight-Year-Old’s Absolutely Pathetic Magic Act
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTMagic is evidently all around us, even if it has withered a little under the spotlight in the living room of a Betoota...
34-Year-old Millennial Buys Art Like A Real Grown Up
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local millennial got his foot on a different ladder today by buying a piece of art just like a real grown up...
Hunter Valley Retiree Lists Deathtrap Cubby House As Wine Country TreeHouse On AirBnB
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA Cessnock retiree is setting up a profitable side hustle today, listing the cubby house in his backyard as a luxury...
Local Girl Horrified New Boyfriend Thinks Tea Towels and Face Washers Can be Used Interchangeably
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local girl is questioning the longevity of a new relationship this evening, after coming to terms with the fact her...
Bloke On Date Three Discreetly Ducks Into Servo After Making Poor Judgement Call With Garlic Heavy Dish
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who’s found himself on pivotal date number three has unfortunately made a poor judgemental call with his meal choice, which now...
Conservative Pop Praised For Progressively Making Special Space On BBQ For Veggie Food
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAn old dog is learning new tricks in Betoota’s Flight Path District with conservative pop, Papa Bruce, finally doing something for the progressive...
Friend Request From Mum’s Third Facebook Account Suggests She’s Lost Her Password Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactNo matter how many times Dylan has urged her mum to write down her fucking password, it’s evident that yet again, Michelle Stewart...
