Experienced Thai Masseuse Learns A Few New Moves After Watching The Melbourne Storm
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
After 22 years of practising the art of ‘Nuat phaen boran’, local Thai Massage Master Anong Saetang (45) thought she knew...
Friend Back From European Holiday Manages To Fit Yet Another Syllable In “Bolognaise”
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACTLocal Girl Elise Brougham has rustled many a jimmy on the weekend with her persistent enhancement of the word “bolognaise”. Like her friends, Elise...
Man Finishes Second Behind His Personal Demons In Local Marathon
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactThere’s long been a saying that you can’t run away from your problems, and a Betoota man has proven that today by somehow...
Male Doctor Instinctively Gives Tongs A Few Test Clicks Like He’s About To Fire Up The Weber
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactEugh, it’s that time again.
Local woman Selina Perry is having a pap smear - or her ‘routine vagina scraping’, as she likes...
“What Do They Do In Those Shops” Says Father Who Spent Hours In Single Tackle Store On Saturday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local father of three has today spoken to The Advocate about some of the things in life he just doesn’t understand.
Previously having...
Couple Who Gave In To Family Pressure To Have A Baby Now Being Grilled About Giving It A Sibling
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA French Quarter couple have today learned the hard way that a parent’s quench for ‘what’s next’ is insatiable, having been bombarded with...
Nation’s iPads Copping An Absolute Battering Today As Child Care Sector Goes On Strike
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Family iPads and parental iPhones across the country are running at full steam today, it can be confirmed.
With 1000 private childcare centres...
Colleague That Arrived Home From Europe Without A Ring A Little Edgy This Week
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A city office is on high alert this week, as workers attempt to avoid a furious colleague whose idyllic European holiday...
Jetstar Announce Bali Flight Frenzy Sale For Bottom 8 Footy Teams
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The marketers at Australia’s most unreliable airline have launched an exciting sale this week, aimed to entice bottom feeder NRL and...
Friend Who Keeps Getting Back With Dodgy Ex Also Watching New Game of Thrones
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTSharnie Lavender (31) of Betoota’s French Quarter is a simple woman. She likes her coffee hot, her rosé cool, and her men emotionally...
