Aussie Royal Family Historian Cashes In On Media Interviews Before Expertise Becomes Redundant
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A University professor is on a profitable media offensive this week, as he clutches to fill his coffers before his expertise...
Local Woman Refuses To Accept Defeat And Exit The Multiple Goodreads Tabs Left Open On Phone
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has today discovered that leaving tabs open on her phone won't encourage her to read a book, but only to...
Groom On Bucks Disgraces Himself With Drunken Display Of Human Emotion
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local man has turned into a local ninny earlier today, as groom-to-be Markus Bolt (32) drunkenly disgraced himself with a display of...
Report: No One Owns More Beanies Than Drummer Who Works At Bottle Shop
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTWith woolly lid season soon making way for warmer weather, it has been confirmed that no one owns more beanies than a drummer...
“Anyone Got A Note?” Asks Bloke In Pub Toilets Who Obviously Wants To Pay Tribute To The Queen
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has seen just how many monarchists live amongst us, after he was asked by a stranger if he had a...
“Coffee is Getting So Expensive,” Says Local Girl Ordering A Short Novel
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAfter a lifetime of experimenting with a range of plant-based milks, local Account Manager Chantelle Gawn has finally found “her brew”.Yet...
Barista Gives Out Thankful Nod After Woman Orders A Takeaway With the Same Milk As The Bloke Before Her
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local woman has elevated herself to ‘favourite customer’ status this morning, after embracing a sense of teamwork when ordering her...
Violent Bouncer Has Never Had To Work A Day In His Life
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA win for the gig economy has emerged in the form of local bouncer Peter Harris (40) who claims he’s never worked a...
Co-Dependent Bestie Sees Red As Mate Has The Audacity To Have Plans With Someone Else On The Weekend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Staring at her phone in disbelief, local woman Holly Wren finds herself grappling with some irrational feelings of jealousy.
Her best friend Erin...
Harsh Reality Of Having Her Own Flat Sets In As Local Woman Struggles To Open Pasta Sauce
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAfter more than a decade of living in sharehouses, local Betoota Heights woman Ashley Stanmore has finally gotten her own place -...
