Failed Sportsman Doesn’t Care What Gender Baby Is As Long As It’s Healthy and A Boy
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA happy couple have announced they’ve got another bubba on the way with often competitive dad Felix Falls (34) saying he doesn’t care...
Teenager Out The Front Of Servo On 9th Spit Of The Minute
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In Betoota Ponds, a local teenager might have a lot more behind him than Betoota Ponds Independent Fuel.
Standing out the front of the...
Leathery Roofer Informs OH&S Inspector The Only Safety Device Ya Need Is A Pair Of Volleys
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local geriatric from Betoota Heights has today taught a young 'pen pusher' an interesting lesson.
After being called down from the roof...
Local Woman Realises ‘Knowing Her Worth’ Is Also Really Quite Boring
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman and dopamine addict has this week came to the conclusion that though knowing your worth is very peaceful, it’s also...
Media Vultures Furious Harry And William Didn’t Break Into Fistfight Behind Grandma’s Coffin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In a shocking development from the United Kingdom this morning, a pair of brothers mourning their grandmother have today failed to punch each...
Bad Boy Harvey Norman Salesman Eyeing Up New Gig At JB HI-FI After Getting Hectic Forearm Tattoo
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A rebellious TV sales specialist is believed to be updating his resume this week, as he weighs up the opportunity to...
Newlyweds With ‘Nice’ Chair In Corner Of Bedroom Unaware They Come Across As Depraved Sex Freaks
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA couple who innocently thought an armchair would make a nice addition for their bedroom have this week copped a strange look from...
Romantic Prospect From Dating App Quickly Ghosted After Woman Takes A Scroll Through His Following List
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIf there’s one good thing about modern dating, is that social media is a quick way to glean information about a person even...
Half Hearted Plans To Work On The Summer Rig Shelved Following Third La Nina Declaration
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local man is breathing a sigh of relief today.
Following another hedonistic weekend of consuming too many things that are bad for...
Highly Caffeinated Woman Scrolling Tik Tok Learns Her Leg Shaking Habit Is A Sign Of ADHD, Autism And BPD
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactSitting at her desk while she mindlessly scrolls through Tik Tok on full blast, Taylor Manners finds herself pausing on yet another video...
