19-Year-Old Junior Footy Coach Surprisingly Not At All Jaded About Own Sporting Career
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A footy stereotype has been exceptionally spear tackled today as 19-year-old junior footy coach Nathan Clunk opened up about not being at all...
Local Immigrant White Enough To Be An ‘Expat’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
An Brit making a home for himself overseas is delighted to learn that he is white enough to be a productive expat instead...
Woman With Hectic Dating Schedule Helps Friends Keep Track By Using Very Descriptive Nicknames
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bachelorette has thoughtfully come up with a strategy to help her friends keep track of her dating life, by employing the...
University Staff In Shock After Normal Bloke Gets Involved In Youth Politics
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Staff at the prestigious Betoota University are shaking their heads this week as an otherwise normal student made the call to get involved...
Local Woman Temporarily Puts Feminist Values Aside To Enjoy Some Golden Age Hip Hop
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactTo quote the great Fleabag, local woman Victoria Lawson feels like a bad feminist.
Though she tries very hard to abide to her feminist...
Bloke Driving Mazda 2 With A Towbar Clearly An Optimist
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Zipping through the streets of Betoota Heights in a race against time to make his 5-a-side mixed soccer match, local dental...
Woman With Fake Tan Addiction Reckons Looking Like Woolies Tiger Bread Is Better Than Being Pale
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local melanin deficient woman has this week continued her commitment to looking slightly dirty, after yet again piling a new layer of...
Dad’s Turn To Prepare School Lunches Involves Pitstop At Local Bakery Before School Drop Off
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Dad is setting his kids up for success this morning, after pulling together some quick-fire school lunches.
The Advocate...
2023 Arrival Of Ford F-150 Inspires Local Bloke To Commit To Another Year Of FIFO Work
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Gold Coast man has reportedly signed a deal with the Diesel Devil this afternoon, after making an enquiry into...
Real Estate Agents Still Under The Impression Their Noggin Sells Houses
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Betoota real estate agent and noted pain Richard Fallus is still under the impression his noggin sells houses, after spackling his mug on...
