Local Girl Waits Approximately Three Minutes Before Telling Her Friend That Song She Sent Is Really Good!!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Sera Schott has today reached boiling point, as her best mate has sent her yet another form of media she wants...
Childfree Woman Having Nice Interaction With Toddler Informed She Must Be ‘Changing Her Mind Haha’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has today learned that being nice to a child means you’re definitely clucky, as everyone knows a childfree woman is...
Therapist Quite Certain She Doesn’t Want To Be In A BeReal Post
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA boundary will remain uncrossed today as a Betootan therapist made it quite clear to one of her clients that she...
Gym Rat Takes Down Juicy Thirst Trap After Comment From Supportive Aunty
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTOne of Betoota’s most vascular blokes is conducting some social media hygiene this evening, after a post-workout photoshoot went wrong.
After a...
Coastie Dad Attempts To Undo Years of Disney Brainwashing By Introducing Pre-Teen Son to Parkway Drive
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA coastal Dad is winding back the clock this afternoon and introducing his 12-year-old son to the sounds of Australian metalcore.
Growing...
Mum Teaches Kids About Conflict Resolution By Saying Nothing And Icing Out Entire Family
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTLocal children have learnt skills for life today as the family matriarch gave them a lesson in conflict resolution.
After cleaning the kitchen without...
Absolute Morons Have Wedding During Finals Footy
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTSeptember is an important time for the wedding and Australian football industry alike although the two are yet to share a common interest.
Like...
Report: Contrary To What Your Hilarious Housemate Reckons, The Missing TV Remote Actually Isn’t Up Your Arse
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLetting out a frustrated sigh, local bloke Mitch Fields curses whatever cunt decided to make the Apple TV remote so fucking small.
Not only...
Nan Reveals She’s Totally Prepared For Cost Of Living Crisis After Decades Of Black And Gold
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In an era where inflation has somehow become a competitive sport, some Australians are well prepared for the Cost of Living Crisis aka...
Local Woman Cuts To The Chase And Dunks Dressing Gown Ties Straight Into The Toilet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has this week decided she’s fucking sick of being surprised by her wandering dressing gown ties, and has instead beaten...
