30-Year-Old Informed By Plucky Youngster That ‘She Looks So Young!’ For Someone Whose Face Should Be Sliding Off Like A Slow Cooked Pork Rib
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAccording to every person she meets in their early twenties, local woman Leana Fuller looks good for her age!
Which she finds an...
Hyperactive Uncle Scales Back On His Cycling Obsession To Focus On Researching The War In Ukraine
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Uncle Kenno has made the radical decision to only hit the wide open road on his graphite road bike 6 times a week...
Bloke Marrying Interior Designer Allowed To Pick Colour Of Wedding Table Undersides
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA groom-to-be has found out he’s involved in his wedding too as his graphic designer fiance has allowed him to pick the colour...
New Generation Refuses To Work
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe results are in and the so called ‘Generation Alpha’ are the absolute worst members of the workforce yet, with as many of...
Local Dad Equally Proud And Angry After Teenage Son Starts Lifting Beers from Garage Mini-Fridge
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local father is struggling to discipline his son this afternoon, after discovering he’s been partaking in some underage drinking.After arriving home...
Novice Investor Becomes Group Chat’s Warren Buffett After Tipping 1 Good Stock Out Of 100
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactA novice investor, Mr Evan Flynn Barr (36), has changed his Investment Group Chat name to @Oracle today after one of his wild...
Party House Ruined By Serious And Loving Relationship
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA terrible loss is sending shockwaves across the Betoota youth community as a party house has been ruined by a serious and loving...
Group Sharing Pub Nachos Prepare To Judge The First Friend To Go Knuckles Deep In The Mince
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactSharing a plate of nachos not only helps to take the edge off hunger but it also provides the perfect avenue to conduct...
Local Girl Kinda Stoked With How Much A Solid Cry Brings Out The Green In Her Eyes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIf Lindsay Tonkin has one thing going for her, it’s that she actually thinks she looks quite good crying.
Which is a really good...
Local Woman On Tampon Run Asserts Dominance By Nunchucking Coworkers On The Way To Bathroom
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local office worker has decided to take a leaf out of the weird period Tik Tok chick’s book, by trying to break...
