Accountant Mate Drafts Up A Spreadsheet To Prove Set Menu Banquet Isn’t Great Value
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local bloke has put his passion for spreadsheets to good use this evening, as he attempts to steer his mates...
Girl Who Bought Cowboy Boots For Luke Combs Holds Onto Them In Case Queen B Throws In Some Australian Dates
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local concrete cowgirl is rearranging her wardrobe this afternoon as she desperately attempts to find space for a knee-high pair...
Nation’s Career-Devoted Single Women And Ungentlemanly Incels Join Together To Say Today Is Bullshit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Two of society’s most vocal but otherwise unassociated factions have come together today to declare that Valentine's Day is,...
Local Woman Swoons As Boyfriend Effortlessly Reverse Parks With One Hand On The Wheel
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Local woman Erica Chalmers, 31, has admitted to feeling an ‘uncontrollable and deeply confusing’ surge of hormones, after witnessing her boyfriend, Jake, ...
Canva Admit 95% Of Business Is Couples Designing A Baby Shower Welcome Sign
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn global business news, glittering Australian tech giant Canva is set to become a $100 billion business this year, off the...
Local Woman Really Thought Sugar Cubes Would Be A Bigger Part Of Adult Life
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
Local woman, Astrid Yule (25) is shocked and slightly disappointed that sugar cubes aren't a bigger part of her life.
The 25 year old,...
Guy With Bed On Floor, One Towel And Toilet Spray As Room Scent Is The Happiest Person He Knows
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA man who sleeps on a lone mattress on his bedroom floor, has one towel for the shower, beach and any accidental spills,...
Local Woman Left Clutching Her Pearls After Gay Mate Lets Her See The Kind Of Messages He Gets On Grindr
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who thought blokes on Tinder were forward was left clutching her pearls last night, after a catchup with the gay...
Local Bloke Realises Random Woman He Had An Interaction With A Fortnight Ago Was Having A Crack
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local man has come to the crushing realisation that a cute girl was having a crack at him, only a good two...
“Eugh, There’s So Many Australian Bogans In Bali” Says An Even Worse Type Of Australian In Bali
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Nimbin woman who’s been living in luxury in a Balinese villa for the past eight months says she’s sick and tired of...
