Former Catholic School Student Still Able To Recite That One Banger Hymn From Chapel Service
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who hasn’t stepped foot in her school for over several years has found herself randomly remembering the one banger hymn from...
Police Suspect Local Can Collectors Are Behind Daring Recycling Truck Heist This Morning
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Authorities suspect a gang of local can collectors is responsible for a brazen recycling truck heist that erupted into...
Woman With Disposable Income And Shit Love Life Announces She Plans On Seeing A Psychic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman has been heard sheepishly revealing her plans to see a psychic, after having her heart broken in the early...
Local Designated Driver Wonders Why In God’s Name His Beer-Flavoured Water Costs The Same As Beer Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A young man who must've done something bad on the grog this silly season has taken it upon himself...
Introvert’s New Boyfriend Quickly Learns That She Needs At Least Two Hours To Decompress In Silence After Work
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn an effort to preserve her sanity and maintain a healthy relationship, Betoota Heights woman Hayley Moines, 28, has had this week had...
Local Bloke Finally Achieves Dreams Of Having A Hot Goth Girl Sit On His Face By Dying
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds bloke who spent his entire adult life trying to nab himself the elusive hot goth girl has finally achieved his...
2025 Baby Boom Doing Wonders For The Balloon Archway Business
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn breaking news from your weekend social feed, balloon archways are really having a bit of a moment.This story comes as...
Coastal Housewife Adds The Finishing Touches To Her Beach House
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTOH HOW DIVINE: After months of painstaking curation, local coastal housewife Sarah Smith, 42, has officially completed the interior of her beach...
Local Bigfella Speaks For Us All When He Says Fuck This Damn Heat To Hell
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local man has today issued a blistering condemnation of the extreme heat currently gripping large parts of Australia...
Bloke That Loves Offering His Insightful Political Opinions In The Comments Still Can’t Spell Name Of Party In Power
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA self-proclaimed free thinker has once again left a well-researched political take in a comment section—only to misspell the name of the political...
